Farming tips from Robert Magabe

Im robert magabe but you can call me bob, down on bobs farm its planting time, and after getting rid of those pesty white farmers, get of my land, im seaching for the best crop ever, bloody weeds (stamps on a corn), those white famers don't know what there were doing haha they all plant seeds who wants to eat seeds down on bobs farm I like stuff i like to eat, I like crisps(chips if ameracian) so I plant crisps in a few months it will a fine mush of salt and vingers and over here were i planted my ferero roche tree it will grow in no time because I been using a gurt lush fertilizer......Bone Meal some of my political opponents have been helping me out with that hahaha, and i can stay here gasing if got pigs to sheer, now were that pig part.

Im robert magabe but you can call me bob,if just planted some ckinken kievs which i havest in the autum you got to such the juice out of the middle first of they not flower, unlike morgans fangar oil dosn't know about farming im also a expert with cattle which we all know is a small cat, here one now this of cat is called a lamb and if I keep this feller healthy in a couple of years time it will feed all my sispisusly young war vetarens [bang](shoots lamb) if caught him early skipping about which we all know is a classic sign of mad gay disease and will all know thats agaist god of nature don't you know, if I get ever my hands on that peter caltul again al...............don't you worry thow clever bob won't stalve im of to the market to trade this in for a magic bean, not the money thats wouthless but the barrow that will get me somthing .....O MAGABE HAD A FARM ZIMBA,ZIMBAWAY..................